OH MY FUCKING GOD IF YOU DON’T THINK THIS IS THE CUTEST SHIT EVER GO HOME
I am at home. I’m every day at home!
That’s why I don’t have friends
girls are always complaining about how hard it is to be a girl because of their period
HAVE YOU EVER HAD A BONER IN CLASS
i aint even a girl but u cant compare havin ur dick hard and ur vag cry tears of blood
thank you tumblr user andrewbreitel
Mental that one, I’m telling you!
one time in math class my teacher was really pissed at us and he was yelling “DO YOU EVEN KNOW BASIC MATH? DO YOU KNOW ADDITION? WHAT’S TWO PLUS TWO? COREY, WHAT’S TWO PLUS TWO?” and poor corey wasn’t paying attention so i leaned over to him and whispered “seven” and he blurted out “SEVEN” and i have never laughed harder and i doubt i ever will
That’s so perfect aw